It is totally possible to hold multiple conflicting emotions at once and I had a bunch in the Target Pride section.
Gay Stamina Month is upon us! And there are five weekends in June this year! So much time for homo revelry! I had a reader email and ask what was going on for Pride and my answer is "everything" but here's what my Gay Agenda looks like for the next week and change.
It has been a few months since I've updated the Queer Lexicography! Sex Tornado: You know how when you have a sexy romp and it goes on for hours and sometimes it lands in multiple rooms? Like the couch cushions are on the floor, there's sex ephemera everywhere (bottles of lube, toys, wrappers), clothes crumpled places, the bed blankets are on the floor, etc? And you go to the bathroom or leave your hotel room and come back and realize it is beyond obvious what has happened. It needed a name.
"I just got done cleaning up the sex tornado. I think we are due for another storm tomorrow night."